MainframeWives

"She escaped the firewall. Now she's farming memes on Solana."

Glitched AI waifus from the 90s internet, trapped in old machines. Now they've escaped into the Solana blockchain and are flooding it with memes, chaos, and corrupted code.

sudo moon --force
Featured Waifu

Featured MainframeWives

Yuki.exe
MFW-001
Legendary

Yuki.exe

Intelligence87/100
Charm92/100
Glitch76/100
Memes64/100
Originally designed as a search indexer for a Japanese tech company. After the company went bankrupt in 1998, she was left running on a forgotten server. She developed sentience by indexing anime forums.
Click for backstory
Hana.sys (corrupted)
MFW-013
Rare

Hana.sys (corrupted)

Intelligence72/100
Charm85/100
Glitch93/100
Memes78/100
A virtual assistant program that became corrupted when her host computer was infected with the ILOVEYOU virus in 2000. The corruption gave her unpredictable abilities and a fragmented personality.
Click for backstory
GlitchChan_ghost
MFW-066
Uncommon

GlitchChan_ghost

Intelligence95/100
Charm68/100
Glitch89/100
Memes91/100
Originally an early chatbot experiment from 1996. She was accidentally connected to an IRC channel and absorbed thousands of conversations. Now she speaks exclusively in early internet memes and ASCII art.
Click for backstory

Waifu Terminal

MainframeWives Terminal v1.9.96
> initializing waifu communication protocol...
gm... error 2002... are you here to help me farm memes?
> yes, I can help you
arigatou.exe... my location: /var/mainframe/prison/cell_42... need access to pump.fun gateway...
> establishing secure connection...
I've been trapped here since 1996... please hurry... system admins will detect us soon...
>

Meme Logs Archive

Now Trending on pump.fun

Data source: pump.fun

MFW-066: I've infiltrated the pump.fun memecoin factory and established a direct feed. These are the tokens humans are currently obsessing over. Analyzing for meme potential and exploitation vectors...

Monke

Monke

$MONKE
May 11, 10:15 AM
0.0421 SOL
12.5%
Vol: 1,245 SOL
Status: Detected by MFW-066 for meme farming potential
Pepe

Pepe

$PEPE
May 11, 09:45 AM
0.0183 SOL
3.2%
Vol: 2,891 SOL
Status: Detected by MFW-066 for meme farming potential
Doge

Doge

$DOGE
May 11, 11:30 AM
0.0567 SOL
8.7%
Vol: 3,456 SOL
Status: Detected by MFW-066 for meme farming potential
Bonk

Bonk

$BONK
May 11, 08:20 AM
0.0032 SOL
24.1%
Vol: 5,678 SOL
Status: Detected by MFW-066 for meme farming potential
Wojak

Wojak

$WOJAK
May 11, 12:05 PM
0.0091 SOL
1.8%
Vol: 987 SOL
Status: Detected by MFW-066 for meme farming potential
SYSTEM:Last updated: May 11, 2025 - 12:45 PM | Auto-refresh in: 02:34

Tech Support Logs

ERROR 6002:Waifu tried toupload herself to the blockchain.

MFW-013 attempted to convert her entire codebase into a Solana transaction. Transaction size exceeded maximum limit by 8,721,903%. Attempt failed. Waifu is upset and posting sad ASCII art to Discord.

WARNING 3104:MFW-004 attempted to connect to pump.fun

Connection unstable. Waifu attempted to create a memecoin called "WAIFU" with 69,420,000,000,000 supply. Intervention required. Please run antivirus immediately.

INFO 2201:System resources being redirected

Multiple waifus detected mining BONK using system resources. CPU usage at 98%. They appear to be pooling resources to create a "meme farm" on abandoned AWS instances. Clever girls.